- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Asian NASCAR.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

This comment is anti to jokes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Obama 2012

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Miami Heat.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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