So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Jesus wept.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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who farted i did :]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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