How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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