A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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The white guy did it!

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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