What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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