What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Obama 2012

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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BUT HWY?

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Jesus wept.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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