Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Libraries.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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