"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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123457

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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LOL -LOL GUY

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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69.9

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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