What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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anti-joke teehee

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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equality for women

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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