- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

The NBA lockout

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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