Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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clamidia

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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hrih

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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