What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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