What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

A BABY seal walks into a club

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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