What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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