Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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