A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Asian NASCAR.

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Anti Joke

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