Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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