What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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LOL -LOL GUY

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Asian NASCAR.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Obama 2012

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Yee

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