what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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womens sports...

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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