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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Good to see you today!

Runescape.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Nice legs....What time do they open?

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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