why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Animal

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Anti Joke

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