A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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A man walks around a bar.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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The Holocaust

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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