knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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thumbs up!

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Runescape.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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