Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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