What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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you.

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Yee

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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