roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Wumbo

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I went to the store and I fell

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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