A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Obama 2012

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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