There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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womens sports...

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Chikin nuggets

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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