Chikin nuggets

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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