- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Sarah Palin

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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