- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

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