Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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