A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Wumbo

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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