Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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