A fat man on a moped

Hello, nice to meet you.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

I went to the store and I fell

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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