What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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