What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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lebron

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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The Holocaust

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