My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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womens sports...

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Dylan Eichas

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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