Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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lebron

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Anti Joke

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