Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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