How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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womens sports...

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Chikin nuggets

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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