What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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you.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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pedophile

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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