- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Jesus

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Good to see you today!

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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