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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I went to the store and I fell

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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