- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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