Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Good to see you today!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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