A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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