why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Anti Joke

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