women's rights

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Dylan Eichas

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Wumbo

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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