What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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hrih

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Anti Joke

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