why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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