What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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lebron

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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whats black. an african american person

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A man walks around a bar.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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You.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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