Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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lebron

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A fat man on a moped

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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lebron

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Sarah Palin

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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