What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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acuna

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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