Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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