What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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The Colts this year.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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America Votes

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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