Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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acuna

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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