- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Whats 9+10? 19

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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