What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

1134

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The Colts this year.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

thumb_up thumb_down

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops