What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Wumbo

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why? Because racecar.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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whats black. an african american person

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