- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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