How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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