When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Jesus

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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whats black. an african american person

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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