What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A man walks around a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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