A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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