Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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