why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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