Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Good to see you today!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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lebron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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