What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Wumbo

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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The white guy did it!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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