What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Wumbo

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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