Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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