I went to the store and I fell

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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