two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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The Colts this year.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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