what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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