What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Dick Chaney

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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