-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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