- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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