why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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pedophile

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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