My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Jesus

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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