Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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I went to the store and I fell

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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The Holocaust

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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America Votes

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks around a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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