Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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acuna

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Anti Joke

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