- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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