My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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