- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

lebron

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

Runescape.

How's your mum? she's dead..

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