A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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you.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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