- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

lebron

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

Runescape.

How's your mum? she's dead..

What rymes with milk..... milf

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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