The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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You.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I went to the store and I fell

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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