What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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you.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Obama 2012

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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pedophile

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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I went to the store and I fell

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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