Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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