What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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lebron

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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