Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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