What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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you.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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lebron

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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