Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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