- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Hello, nice to meet you.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

Knock knock

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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