Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A man walks around a bar.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Jesus

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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