Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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You.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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