Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Obama 2012

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Jesus

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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