- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Wumbo

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