- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks around a bar.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

pedophile

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

Women's rights.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Whats 9+10? 19

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