- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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