- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Obama 2012

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What rymes with milk..... milf

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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