How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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