pedophile

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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