Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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you.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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I went to the store and I fell

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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