How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Hi

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Jesus

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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