As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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womens sports...

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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You.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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