wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Wumbo

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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You.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I went to the store and I fell

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