Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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womens sports...

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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