Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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whats black. an african american person

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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pedophile

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

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