Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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