Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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lebron

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Religion

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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I went to the store and I fell

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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