- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

whats black. an african american person

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Wumbo

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

You.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

I went to the store and I fell

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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