- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why? Because racecar.

I went to the store and I fell

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Religion

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

whats black. an african american person

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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