What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Arrow to the Knee

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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