Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Chikin nuggets

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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pedophile

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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The Holocaust

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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