Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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