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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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