- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

The Holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Women's rights.

Women's Rights

whats black. an african american person

Chikin nuggets

A BABY seal walks into a club

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

I went to the store and I fell

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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