Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Dick Chaney

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Anti Joke

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