- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

Religion

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

A man walks around a bar.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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