Women's Rights

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

How's your mum? she's dead..

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Anti Joke

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