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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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