- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks around a bar.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

I went to the store and I fell

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What rhymes with you? You.

Boom.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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