Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Jesus

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Runescape.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Sarah Palin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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