I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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