knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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pedophile

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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you.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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