- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

How's your mum? she's dead..

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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