a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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