How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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womens sports...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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