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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Jesus

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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The Holocaust

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Sarah Palin

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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