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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

womens sports...

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Wumbo

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

The Holocaust

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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