Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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