- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Chikin nuggets

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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