Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Chikin nuggets

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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