yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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