what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Wumbo

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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