Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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