What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Wumbo

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Chikin nuggets

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Yee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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