how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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lebron

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Knock knock

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Obama 2012

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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