roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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