A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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lebron

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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