My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Chikin nuggets

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Know what's funny? Jokes.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

How's your mum? she's dead..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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