whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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lebron

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Sarah Palin

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Jesus

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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