- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

How's your mum? she's dead..

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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The meme walks out of the bar.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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