- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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