- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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