A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Wumbo

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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