What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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lebron

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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lebron

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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