whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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