- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why? Because racecar.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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