What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Sarah Palin

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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