Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Jesus

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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