Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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