Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Chikin nuggets

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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