your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Chikin nuggets

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Knock knock

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