The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Obama 2012

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A fat man on a moped

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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