How's your mum? she's dead..

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Chikin nuggets

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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69.9

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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lebron

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