- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Gale swallows.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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