What rhymes with you? You.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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penis

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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