Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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