- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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