Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Obama 2012

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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