I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Knock knock

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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