- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

How's your mum? she's dead..

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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