- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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