Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Anti Joke

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