Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Women's rights.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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I went to the store and I fell

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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i was molested.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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