- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

How's your mum? she's dead..

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Women's rights.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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