A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Whats 9+10? 19

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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