Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Jesus

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Sarah Palin

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Wumbo

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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