- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Dick Chaney

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Hi

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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