What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Religion

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Sarah Palin

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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