what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Obama.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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