Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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