What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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my bubbles!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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i was molested.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Religion

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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