- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Dick Chaney

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Why? Because racecar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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