Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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