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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

live or die you decide to late time to die

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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