- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

How's your mum? she's dead..

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Women's rights.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A BABY seal walks into a club

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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