Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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