How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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FIRE!!

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Anti Joke

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