- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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