make me a sandwich!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

whats annoying and black? black people

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Women's rights.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

America Votes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Dick Chaney

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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