- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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