Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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someone called a frog a frog

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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