What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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The NBA lockout

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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