Whats 9+10? 19

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Dick Chaney

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

69.9

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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