What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Religion

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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