Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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The Holocaust

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Religion

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Women's Rights

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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