Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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