- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

How's your mum? she's dead..

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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