Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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