Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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