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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

A BABY seal walks into a club

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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