The meme walks out of the bar.

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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