Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Chikin nuggets

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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