Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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