Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

The meme walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

what is not funny? This joke.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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