John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Knock knock

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Jesus

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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