what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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