A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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