A BABY seal walks into a club

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Jesus

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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