- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Hi

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

acuna

Jesus

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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