Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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