Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Jesus

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

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