whats black. an african american person

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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hi, im sober.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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SNAPPLE!

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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