- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

What rhymes with you? You.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

How's your mum? she's dead..

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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