- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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