What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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