Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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