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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Gale swallows.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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