- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

Whats 9+10? 19

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Knock knock

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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