- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Dick Chaney

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Why? Because racecar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Jesus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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