What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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You.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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