Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Gale swallows.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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