Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Religion

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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womens sports...

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Chikin nuggets

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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