- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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