A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Religion

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

womens sports...

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Chikin nuggets

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Why? Because racecar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

69.9

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...