Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Jesus

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acuna

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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