A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks around a bar.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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