- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Jesus

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Religion

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

The meme walks out of the bar.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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