To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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