Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Good to see you today!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Jesus

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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acuna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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