Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Religion

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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