- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

The meme walks out of the bar.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Dick Chaney

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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