How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

thumb_up thumb_down

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

thumb_up thumb_down -72

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

thumb_up thumb_down -74

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

Religion

thumb_up thumb_down +85

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Chikin nuggets

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops