If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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lebron

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Knock knock

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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