An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

A man walks around a bar.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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