What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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FIRE!!

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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penis

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Women's Rights

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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whats black. an african american person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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