Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Chikin nuggets

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Whats 9+10? 19

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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