- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Good to see you today!

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Gale swallows.

womens sports...

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

nick toth

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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