- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

The white guy did it!

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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