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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Good to see you today!

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Religion

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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