Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Anti Joke

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