When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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nick toth

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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