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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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