- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Whats 9+10? 19

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Dick Chaney

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

Gale swallows.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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