It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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