- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Good to see you today!

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Whats 9+10? 19

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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