Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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