whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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