- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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