- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

Whats 9+10? 19

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Dick Chaney

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

nick toth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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