What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Gale swallows.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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nick toth

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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lebron

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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