- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Dick Chaney

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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