A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

Chikin nuggets

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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