Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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