Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Good to see you today!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Dick Chaney

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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69.9

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i was molested.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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