Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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