- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Dick Chaney

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Jesus

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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