This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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