Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Religion

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Women's Rights

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Dick Chaney

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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