Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Knock knock

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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acuna

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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