Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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The Holocaust

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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