Religion

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Women's Rights

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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acuna

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Dick Chaney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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