Obama 2012

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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