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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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