My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Gale swallows.

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Sarah Palin

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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womens sports...

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Dick Chaney

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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