Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

What rhymes with you? You.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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