What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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women's rights

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Good to see you today!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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