A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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women's rights

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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