How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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