A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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