- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

Dick Chaney

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

i was molested.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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