Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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