Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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