- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Dick Chaney

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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