- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

WOMENS RIGHTS

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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