What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Good to see you today!

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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