Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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nick toth

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Anti Joke

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