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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Women's rights.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

Good to see you today!

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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