- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

Good to see you today!

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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