- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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