Knock, Knock. Come in.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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