Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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whats black. an african american person

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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