Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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women's rights

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Anti Joke

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