women's rights

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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acuna

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Women's rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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