There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Knock knock

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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nick toth

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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