Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Knock knock

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Dick Chaney

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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nick toth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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acuna

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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