- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Good to see you today!

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Gale swallows.

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