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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Gale swallows.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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