- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

women's rights

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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