Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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