Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Knock knock

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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