FIRE!!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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