Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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GIVE

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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this site is funny.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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