An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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A seal walks into a club...

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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