What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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