Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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i was molested.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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