How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Knock knock

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Dick Chaney

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

nick toth

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

acuna

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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