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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Women's Rights

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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i was molested.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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