A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why? Because racecar.

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nick toth

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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