Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Knock knock

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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FIRE!!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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