Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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