An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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