What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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what the hell happened to your face

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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acuna

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Anti Joke

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