Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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