Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock knock

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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