- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Oh look, I've found my knife

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

women's rights

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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