Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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women's rights

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Dylan Eichas

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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