- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

women's rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

i was molested.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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