what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Women's Rights

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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i was molested.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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