what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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