So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Knock knock

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What rhymes with you? You.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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