- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

56

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

Your mom is so...wonderful.

Women's Rights

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??