- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

what the hell happened to your face

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

what is not funny? This joke.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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