What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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what the hell happened to your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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