Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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