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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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