Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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America Votes

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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what the hell happened to your face

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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FIRE!!

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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