What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Yee

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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FIRE!!

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Dick Chaney

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