Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Women's rights.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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women's rights

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Anti Joke

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