What rhymes with you? You.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Women's rights.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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acuna

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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