Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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FIRE!!

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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i was molested.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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