Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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