- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Oh look, I've found my knife

Knock, Knock. Come in.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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