What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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someone called a frog a frog

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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what the hell happened to your face

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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