YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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acuna

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Women's Rights

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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