Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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what the hell happened to your face

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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