- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called a frog a frog

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Whats 9+10? 19

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Knock knock

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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