- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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