There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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