Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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America Votes

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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