What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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America Votes

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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