Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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69.9

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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i was molested.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Religion

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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women's rights

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Yee

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

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