How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Women's Rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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