HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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