What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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someone called a frog a frog

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

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