Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Chikin nuggets

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

FIRE!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Jesus

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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