- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Your mom is so...wonderful.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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