Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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