Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what the hell happened to your face

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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