- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

a Jew had a small nose

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

A BABY seal walks into a club

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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