A Woman out of the kitchen

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What rhymes with you? You.

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penis

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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