2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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my bubbles!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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