What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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