A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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