What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Women's Rights

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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