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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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