A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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