What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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