Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Yee

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Women's Rights

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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