How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Women's rights.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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