Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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