your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Women's Rights

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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penis

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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