Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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women's rights

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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