what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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my bubbles!

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Anti Joke

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