Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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