Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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The Colts this year.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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