Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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