what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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