How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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