What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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