what the hell happened to your face

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

i was molested.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

I've got a boner

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

your mommy so gehto shes black

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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