What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Women's Rights

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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