Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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