Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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what the hell happened to your face

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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i was molested.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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women's rights

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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