knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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someone called a frog a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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