- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Whats Obama's last name?

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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