What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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