Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Women's rights.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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