a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Women's Rights

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Anti Joke

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