Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Anti Joke

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