What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Women's Rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Dick Chaney

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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i was molested.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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