There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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FIRE!!

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