- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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