what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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