What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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women's rights

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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acuna

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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