what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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my bubbles!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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make me a sandwich!

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Women's Rights

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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