what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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make me a sandwich!

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Yee

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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