Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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