Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Yee

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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here kitty kitty

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Obama.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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