WOMENS RIGHTS

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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