Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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