A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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