what the hell happened to your face

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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someone called a frog a frog

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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