What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

I've got a boner

make me a sandwich!

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Women's Rights

your mommy so gehto shes black

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

what the hell happened to your face

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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