What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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my bubbles!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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GONNA

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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