Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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