What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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someone called a frog a frog

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Yee

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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nick toth

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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