What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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women's rights

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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FIRE!!

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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