someone called a frog a frog

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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nick toth

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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a Jew had a small nose

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