Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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