Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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