A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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