A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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