What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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a Jew had a small nose

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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