what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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