Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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I've got a boner

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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