Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

my bubbles!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Women's Rights

WOMENS RIGHTS

Lacrosse

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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