A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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nick toth

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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