When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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my bubbles!

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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what the hell happened to your face

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Women's Rights

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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