Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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