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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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