Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What rhymes with you? You.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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women's rights

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Anti Joke

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