A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Yee

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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