What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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