What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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