What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Anti Joke

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