Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Anti Joke

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