A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

26.5% of Americans are obese.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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