FIRE!!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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what the hell happened to your face

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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