Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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my bubbles!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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here kitty kitty

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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