What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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