What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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The Colts this year.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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