Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Religion

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Yee

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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FIRE!!

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Anti Joke

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