whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Gale swallows.

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America Votes

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Knock knock

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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