I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Yee

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Anti Joke

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