A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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