Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Knock, Knock The door's open

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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