What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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