How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

women's rights

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

my bubbles!

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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