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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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