Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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America Votes

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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