In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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I've got a boner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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