What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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