What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Kony 2012

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

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