Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Women's rights.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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