What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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my bubbles!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Women's Rights

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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