Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Women's Rights

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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The Colts this year.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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penis

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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