What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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