Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

a Jew had a small nose

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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