Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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