Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Obama.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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lebron

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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The Colts this year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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