- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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