Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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someone called a frog a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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