A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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