- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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