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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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