What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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