What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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