Gale swallows.

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America Votes

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Sarah Palin

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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FIRE!!

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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