Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What rhymes with you? You.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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