Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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FIRE!!

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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