What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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