-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Knock knock

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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FIRE!!

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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