You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Kony 2012

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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