Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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FIRE!!

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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