What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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FIRE!!

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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