Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What?

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whats black. an african american person

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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