Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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