- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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