26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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