A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Anti Joke

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