A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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