Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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someone called a frog a frog

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