- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

FIRE!!

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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