Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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