- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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