- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

Oh look, I've found my knife

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

A Woman out of the kitchen

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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