Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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