what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Anti Joke

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