All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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