How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Sarah Palin

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Gale swallows.

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Anti Joke

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