- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Gale swallows.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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