- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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