What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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a Jew had a small nose

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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