- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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