- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

FIRE!!

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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