- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

A Woman out of the kitchen

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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