Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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FIRE!!

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