How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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