what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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