What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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