what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Gale swallows.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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