What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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