Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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whats black. an african american person

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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