Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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FIRE!!

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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