- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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