A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

Dislike this!!!!!!

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

The Holocaust

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

How's your mum? she's dead..

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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