Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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America Votes

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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