What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A seal walks into a club...

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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