What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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