Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Anti Joke

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