why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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