Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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