A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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I've got a boner

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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poop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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