An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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FIRE!!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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