Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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