- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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