What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Women's Rights

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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