How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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make me a sandwich!

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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