A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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penis

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Sarah Palin

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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