- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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