Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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