what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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