WOMENS RIGHTS

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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