what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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America Votes

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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