A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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