I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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America Votes

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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