Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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