Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Your mom is so...wonderful.

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