did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Boom.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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America Votes

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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