26.5% of Americans are obese.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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a Jew had a small nose

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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