I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Boom.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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