Invisible Television.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Anti Joke

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