A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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make me a sandwich!

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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