What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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