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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Knock, Knock. Come in.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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