whats annoying and black? black people

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Boom.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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