Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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I've got a boner

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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