There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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FIRE!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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