Oh look, I've found my knife

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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