There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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