Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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