What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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