Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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I've got a boner

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Anti Joke

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