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WOMENS RIGHTS

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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