A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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FIRE!!

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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