Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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