what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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I've got a boner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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