- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

The meme walks out of the bar.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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