- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Boom.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

Women's Rights

Knock, Knock The door's open

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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