how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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