- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Boom.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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