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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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a Jew had a small nose

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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