- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

poop.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Boom.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

what the hell happened to your face

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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