Women's Rights

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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my bubbles!

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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