whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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