A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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