Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Caitlyn.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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