what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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