How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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