- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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