What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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nick toth

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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what the hell happened to your face

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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