Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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