- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Women's Rights

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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