umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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