- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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