A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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