How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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