Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Boom.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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