Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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