A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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nick toth

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Boom.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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