Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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I've got a boner

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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