Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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nick toth

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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GONNA

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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