What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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my bubbles!

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Women's Rights

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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