Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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