What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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