What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Swag.

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Womens rights

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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