What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Boom.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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