Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Women's Rights

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Boom.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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