why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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someone called a frog a frog

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Boom.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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