What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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call of duty world at war

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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