A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Boom.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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