Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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wat?

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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