how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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make me a sandwich!

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