Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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