What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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