How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Boom.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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a Jew had a small nose

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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