your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

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