- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Boom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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