- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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