What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Women's Rights

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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my bubbles!

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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