What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

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