why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Caitlyn.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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