Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

what the hell happened to your face

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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