- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Whats Obama's last name?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

a Jew had a small nose

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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