Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Caitlyn.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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