how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Boom.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Obama.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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