That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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