What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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nick toth

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wat?

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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