- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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