What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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