Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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make me a sandwich!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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(insert antijoke here

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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You.

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nick toth

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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