How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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GONNA

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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