- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Women's Rights

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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