What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A man buys free health care...

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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