What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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poop.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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