Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Women's Rights

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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my bubbles!

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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^that joke's not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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