Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

thumb_up thumb_down -31

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops