Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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GONNA

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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