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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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