Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Swag.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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