What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Boom.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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