What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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nick toth

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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