What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Women's Rights

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Boom.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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