The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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