What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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