If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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