- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Sonic

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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