how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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