Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Obama.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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