What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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