Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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poop.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Boom.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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