- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

poop.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Boom.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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