Boom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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