Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Boom.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what the hell happened to your face

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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