whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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poop.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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(insert antijoke here

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Boom.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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