Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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