What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Whats Obama's last name?

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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