Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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my bubbles!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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