Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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