Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

i was molested.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

a Jew had a small nose

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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