What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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