Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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