How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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