What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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make me a sandwich!

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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