What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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