- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was molested.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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