What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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women's rights

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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