Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Whats Obama's last name?

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Women's Rights

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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