why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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