You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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my bubbles!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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a Jew had a small nose

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Women's Rights

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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