- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

WOMENS RIGHTS

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

my bubbles!

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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