whats annoying and black? black people

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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