Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Boom.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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