What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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