What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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The NBA lockout

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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