- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Boom.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

make me a sandwich!

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Knock, Knock The door's open

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

poop.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

A seal walks into a club...

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