Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Dylan Eichas

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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i was molested.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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