How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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