a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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women's rights

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Women's Rights

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Dylan Eichas

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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