What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Women's Rights

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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a Jew had a small nose

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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