I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Whats Obama's last name?

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Women's Rights

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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