A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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