Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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nick toth

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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