- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

A seal walks into a club...

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

I've got a boner

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

a Jew had a small nose

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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