- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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