what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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