How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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