A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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my bubbles!

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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