Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Dylan Eichas

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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i was molested.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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