Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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