Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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