Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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I've got a boner

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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poop.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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women's rights

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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