Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Oh look, I've found my knife

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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