Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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