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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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