- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

how long has dibey got left like :)

I've got a boner

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

poop.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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