Dislike this!!!!!!

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Boom.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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