You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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