How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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