Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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(insert antijoke here

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Boom.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Women's Rights

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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