So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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