Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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i was molested.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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