Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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hi hi strager danger

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Dylan Eichas

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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