What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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