What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Dylan Eichas

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

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