when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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this site is funny.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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I've got a boner

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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women's rights

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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japan4.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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