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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Oh look, I've found my knife

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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