Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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