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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Obama's last name?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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