What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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