- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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a Jew had a small nose

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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