a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Whats Obama's last name?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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a Jew had a small nose

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Anti Joke

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