A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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You

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I've got a boner

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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