what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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