Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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