Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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