The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Invisible Television.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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