what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

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