Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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