What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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hi hi strager danger

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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