- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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