Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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