Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What?

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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a Jew had a small nose

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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