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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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