- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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