Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Invisible Television.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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