Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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