Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Caitlyn.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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