- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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