What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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