how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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