- Anti Joke

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

I've got a boner

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

someone called a frog a frog

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats Obama's last name?

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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