Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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hi hi strager danger

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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