Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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