Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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hi hi strager danger

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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poop.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Dylan Eichas

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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