the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Womens rights

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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Anti Joke

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