What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What?

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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