What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What?

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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