Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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someone called a frog a frog

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What?

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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