the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Women's rights.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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