What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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