- Anti Joke

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I've got a boner

GIVE

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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