- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Boom.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

i said wut wut in the butt!

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

A seal walks into a club...

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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