Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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