What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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