A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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poop.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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i was molested.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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