Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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