Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

I've got a boner

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

someone called a frog a frog

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats Obama's last name?

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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