My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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