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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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