Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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I've got a boner

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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