how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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I've got a boner

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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hi hi strager danger

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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