Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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a Jew had a small nose

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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