My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

Whats Obama's last name?

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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