whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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