Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Dylan Eichas

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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