Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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