Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Caitlyn.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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