what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Invisible Television.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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