An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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