What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What?

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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someone called a frog a frog

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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