How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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