What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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this site is funny.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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