What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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