Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Lacrosse

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