Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Womens rights

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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