I've got a boner

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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