What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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