- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

Whats Obama's last name?

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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