Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats Obama's last name?

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

someone called a frog a frog

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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