A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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