How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Invisible Television.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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