What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Boom.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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