What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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