Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What?

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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