Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Anti Joke

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