What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Womens rights

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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