A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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