What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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poop.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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