how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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