Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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