A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Invisible Television.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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