go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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smug face >:}

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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