did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Boom.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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my bubbles!

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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