Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats Obama's last name?

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Caitlyn.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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