Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What?

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