Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Womens rights

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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hi hi strager danger

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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