why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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this site is funny.

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