Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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