Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What?

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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