A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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