Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Lacrosse

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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