why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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someone called a frog a frog

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Caitlyn.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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