What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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