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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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