Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Dylan Eichas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

i was molested.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Knock, Knock The door's open

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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