what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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