a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

Dylan Eichas

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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