Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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