Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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