What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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