what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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poop.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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I've got a boner

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Whats Obama's last name?

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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