Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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i was molested.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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