what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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i was molested.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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hi hi strager danger

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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