what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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someone called a frog a frog

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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