- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

make me a sandwich!

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

poop.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

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