Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Caitlyn.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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