what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Fat people.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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