Caitlyn.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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