- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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