Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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poop.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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I've got a boner

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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