Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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hi hi strager danger

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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