my bubbles!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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poop.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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