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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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