A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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