how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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I've got a boner

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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poop.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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