Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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a Jew had a small nose

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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wat?

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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