What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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I've got a boner

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Women's Rights

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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SNAPPLE!

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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