What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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