If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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(insert antijoke here

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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make me a sandwich!

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hi hi strager danger

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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