A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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a Jew had a small nose

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Anti Joke

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