Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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