In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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