Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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make me a sandwich!

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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a Jew had a small nose

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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wat?

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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