Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Invisible Television.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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