Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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???????????? WTF?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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