Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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