- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

Invisible Television.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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