What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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hi hi strager danger

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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i was molested.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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