What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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