What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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make me a sandwich!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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???????????? WTF?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Anti Joke

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