Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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