- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

^that joke's not funny

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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