Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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i was molested.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What?

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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88

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women's rights

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Whats Obama's last name?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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