A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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whats forever alone me

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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smug face >:}

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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japan4.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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???????????? WTF?

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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