Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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hi hi strager danger

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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