Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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I'm hungry.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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