A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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