Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats forever alone me

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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