Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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