A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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SNAPPLE!

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Anti Joke

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