How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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SNAPPLE!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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???????????? WTF?

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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