What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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hi, im sober.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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