A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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hi, im sober.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Sarah Palin

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