So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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