Sarah Palin

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Women's rights.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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