What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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