- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

An irishman walks out of a pub

How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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