What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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SNAPPLE!

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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hi, im sober.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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