A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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???????????? WTF?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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smug face >:}

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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