You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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whats forever alone me

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Womens rights

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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