Cole is "good" at soccer

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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