this site is funny.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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