Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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