- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

i was molested.

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

Invisible Television.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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