What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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