A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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smug face >:}

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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