- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

hi, im sober.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

An irishman walks out of a pub

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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