Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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SNAPPLE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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hi, im sober.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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