am i invited to party? no

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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666

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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this site is funny.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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