What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Anti Joke

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