what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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japan4.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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smug face >:}

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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