- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

An irishman walks out of a pub

Punch line.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

hi, im sober.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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