Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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am i invited to party? no

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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