Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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this site is funny.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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hi hi strager danger

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Anti Joke

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