Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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