An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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japan4.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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