A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Punch line.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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pubic lice.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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am i invited to party? no

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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