When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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