why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Punch line.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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