There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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am i invited to party? no

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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im gay because im gay

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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japan4.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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