a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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GIVE

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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