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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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