An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Caitlyn.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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