What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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