What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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japan4.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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???????????? WTF?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Invisible Television.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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