Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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