Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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this site is funny.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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