Women's rights.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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smug face >:}

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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hi hi strager danger

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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