What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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this site is funny.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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pubic lice.

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