What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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