Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

this site is funny.

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

your mommy so gehto shes black

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