Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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hi hi strager danger

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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