I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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