Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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am i invited to party? no

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Anti Joke

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