Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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