whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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hi, im sober.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Punch line.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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am i invited to party? no

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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