What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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