Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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pubic lice.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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GIVE

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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hi, im sober.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Anti Joke

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