Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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