What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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