Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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LIKE THIS!

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Invisible Television.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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