Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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