You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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