Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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hi, im sober.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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