how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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hi, im sober.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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