Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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A seal walks into a club...

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am i invited to party? no

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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this site is funny.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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