Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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