Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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am i invited to party? no

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

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