why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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im gay because im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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