What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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wat?

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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hi hi strager danger

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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