what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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this site is funny.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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