Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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