A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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