how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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am i invited to party? no

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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