A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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