Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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