A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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