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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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hi hi strager danger

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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