Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Caitlyn.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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