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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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whats forever alone me

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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