There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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hi hi strager danger

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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???????????? WTF?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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whats forever alone me

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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