What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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smug face >:}

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Anti Joke

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