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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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