Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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???????????? WTF?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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i was molested.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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