- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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