oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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