What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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this site is funny.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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