You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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