What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What?

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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this site is funny.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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