What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

187

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

whats forever alone me

Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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