roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Anti Joke

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