Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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japan4.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Invisible Television.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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