Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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this site is funny.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Dylan Eichas

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Anti Joke

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