Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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