When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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GIVE

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Invisible Television.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Caitlyn.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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