Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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hi hi strager danger

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smug face >:}

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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