- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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