- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

this site is funny.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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