What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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