Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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make me a sandwich!

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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