- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Invisible Television.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

whats forever alone me

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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