Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Caitlyn.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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