- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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