What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Caitlyn.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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