A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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