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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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make me a sandwich!

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GIVE

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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