-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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GIVE

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Invisible Television.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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make me a sandwich!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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