Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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my bubbles!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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