teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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