What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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someone called a frog a frog

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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