Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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make me a sandwich!

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Anti Joke

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