Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Anti Joke

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