Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Sarah Palin

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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