Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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am i invited to party? no

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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