What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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LIKE THIS!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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