Women's rights.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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