Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

im gay because im gay

A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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