One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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