Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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