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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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