What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Women's rights.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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