What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Anti Joke

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