How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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im gay because im gay

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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