Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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hi, im sober.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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