Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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SNAPPLE!

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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