How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Women's rights.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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