What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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