A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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