A baby seal walks into a club...

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Women's rights.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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