Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Sarah Palin

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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im gay because im gay

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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