I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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LIKE THIS!

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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