- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

im gay because im gay

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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