Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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hi, im sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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