Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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LIKE THIS!

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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