If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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