Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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