Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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