Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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