What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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im gay because im gay

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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