when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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