Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Women's rights.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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im gay because im gay

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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