why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Sarah Palin

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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