What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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