OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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im gay because im gay

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Sarah Palin

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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