josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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im gay because im gay

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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