Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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