What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Got milk? No.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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