Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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LIKE THIS!

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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im gay because im gay

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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???????????? WTF?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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