What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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whats forever alone me

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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