if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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