A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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