why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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???????????? WTF?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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