Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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LIKE THIS!

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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im gay because im gay

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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