Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Ted Haggard.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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