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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Justin Bieber.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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