rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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im gay because im gay

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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