Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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hi, im sober.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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