Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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SNAPPLE!

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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