How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Arron Glass

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???????????? WTF?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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