Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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