what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Sarah Palin

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Knock Knock Come in!

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Anti Joke

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