So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Got milk? No.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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