What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Sarah Palin

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Justin Bieber.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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