What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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