What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Justin Bieber.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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