Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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