Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Arron Glass

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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im gay because im gay

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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