A baby seal walks into a club...

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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