What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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