haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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