Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Arron Glass

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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