Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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im gay because im gay

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Sarah Palin

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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