A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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George Bush.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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