So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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am i invited to party? no

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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