George Bush.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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