What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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im gay because im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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