- Anti Joke

Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

Women's rights.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

your mommy so gehto shes black

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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