What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Arron Glass

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am i invited to party? no

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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