- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

your mommy so gehto shes black

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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