Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Arron Glass

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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