Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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George Bush.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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LIKE THIS!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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