Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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