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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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???????????? WTF?

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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