what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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LIKE THIS!

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Anti Joke

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