- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

A baby seal walks into a club...

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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