Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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