Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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