Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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i like cats

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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