Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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George Bush.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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