How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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im gay because im gay

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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