Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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