What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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am i invited to party? no

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Women's rights.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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