Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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George Bush.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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