I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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am i invited to party? no

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Women's rights.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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