What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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So you there Red?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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