- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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