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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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whats forever alone me

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Knock Knock Come in!

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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