What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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