What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Arron Glass

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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