Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Justin Bieber.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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