Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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if you read this you are gay

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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hi, im sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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