Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Ted Haggard.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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