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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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