What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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whats forever alone me

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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