Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Fat people.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Ted Haggard.

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Anti Joke

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