i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Justin Bieber.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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^that joke's not funny

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Anti Joke

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