Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Arron Glass

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Sarah Palin

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