What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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whats forever alone me

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Fat people.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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SNAPPLE!

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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