Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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