Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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