Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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