Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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