A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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