What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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