What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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LIKE THIS!

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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