What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Fat people.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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whats forever alone me

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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