What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Sarah Palin

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Ted Haggard.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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