What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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