when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Knock Knock Come in!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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