Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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i like cats

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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