Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Justin Bieber.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

Fat people.

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

Anti Joke

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