How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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