Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Arron Glass

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Anti Joke

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