did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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hi, im sober.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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