did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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hi, im sober.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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