An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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