- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

how long has dibey got left like :)

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

Arron Glass

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Tim tebow is the anti christ

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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