- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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