Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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LIKE THIS!

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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