oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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