Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

thumb_up thumb_down +56

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

thumb_up thumb_down +16

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops