Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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