What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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