Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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