What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

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