What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Sarah Palin

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Anti Joke

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