what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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