- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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