- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

Tim tebow is the anti christ

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

how long has dibey got left like :)

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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