knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Womens rights

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Anti Joke

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