Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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George Bush.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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