When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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