How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Sarah Palin

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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