Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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hi, im sober.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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