How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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hi, im sober.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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