What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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LIKE THIS!

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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