What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Arron Glass

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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black people. that is all...

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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