you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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