- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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