Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

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