What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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