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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

i was molested.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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