- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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