What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Arron Glass

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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if you read this you are gay

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Womens rights

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Anti Joke

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