How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Caitlyn.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Anti Joke

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