What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Sarah Palin

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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