There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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am i invited to party? no

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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