- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

am i invited to party? no

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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