Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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if you read this you are gay

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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am i invited to party? no

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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