if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Where is my tractor?

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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