Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Justin Bieber.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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