What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Arron Glass

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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