What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Justin Bieber.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Womens rights

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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