How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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if you read this you are gay

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Sarah Palin

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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