What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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