There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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