Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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