Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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