Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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