why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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