What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Fat people.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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