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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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