Caitlyn.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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