A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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