holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Justin Bieber.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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