Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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George Bush.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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