Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Har har hey

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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