What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

So you there Red?

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Fat people.

The Olympics

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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