How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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