whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Anti Joke

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