Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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call of duty world at war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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