Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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How are you this morning?

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