- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

George Bush.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Are you a tree? No.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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