- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

I have no soul so I must consume yours

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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