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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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