I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Where is my tractor?

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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