What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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