Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Arron Glass

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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