Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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