Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Anti Joke

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