The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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