A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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