whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Justin Bieber

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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