A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Anti Joke

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