What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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You

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Anti Joke

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