Miley Cyrus.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

The Olympics

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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