how long has dibey got left like :)

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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boobs

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Fat people.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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