Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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