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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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