- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Fat people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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