Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Are you a tree? No.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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