1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Fat people.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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call of duty world at war

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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