- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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