- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Where is my tractor?

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

call of duty world at war

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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