Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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You

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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