The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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