Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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George Bush.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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