3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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George Bush.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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You

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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