What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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How are you this morning?

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Har har hey

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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