What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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call of duty world at war

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Where is my tractor?

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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How are you this morning?

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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boobs

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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