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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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