It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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