What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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The Olympics

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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