What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Fat people.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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