What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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You

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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