What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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I'm hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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