Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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