How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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