- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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