Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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How are you this morning?

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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call of duty world at war

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So you there Red?

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

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