- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

I have no soul so I must consume yours

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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