Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

black people. that is all...

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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