What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Justin Bieber

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Anti Joke

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