Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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