How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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