What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Are you a tree? No.

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

a black man jumps in a pool.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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