Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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call of duty world at war

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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boobs

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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