What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Miley Cyrus.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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