Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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You

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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