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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

Miley Cyrus.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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