Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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How are you this morning?

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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George Bush.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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