What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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