i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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black people. that is all...

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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