Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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So you there Red?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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