Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Har har hey

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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