A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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