What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Har har hey

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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George Bush.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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