One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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