whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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George Bush.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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