Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Har har hey

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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