i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Anti Joke

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