- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

Fat people.

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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