What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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