1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Are you a tree? No.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Har har hey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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