Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

Har har hey

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

how long has dibey got left like :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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