A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Are you a tree? No.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Anti Joke

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