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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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