Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Har har hey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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