How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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black people. that is all...

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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