Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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