Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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