What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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^that joke's not funny

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Har har hey

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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wat?

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Anti Joke

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