A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Har har hey

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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