Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Har har hey

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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