Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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