*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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