What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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boobs

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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