Word play, punch-line, joke.

how long has dibey got left like :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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