I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Har har hey

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Anti Joke

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