Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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George Bush.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Anti Joke

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