Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Har har hey

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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