The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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