POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Har har hey

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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