Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

thumb_up thumb_down -40

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

thumb_up thumb_down -50

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

thumb_up thumb_down -146

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

thumb_up thumb_down +89

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Simon says; "You're adopted."

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

thumb_up thumb_down -17

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops