knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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