How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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George Bush.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Where is my tractor?

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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