Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Har har hey

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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