What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Har har hey

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Anti Joke

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