Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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boobs

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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