How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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black people. that is all...

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Anti Joke

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