How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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