What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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How are you this morning?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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