Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Anti Joke

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