why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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sexual intercourse.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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