Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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PATHETIC

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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boobs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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