How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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68

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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George Bush.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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