When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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George Bush.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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